"I’m simply saying that life, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh finds a way."
– Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park (via badtasting)

(via the-hesitation-waltz)


17 Euphemisms for Sex From the 1800s

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nevver:

  1. Amorous congress
  2. Basket-making
  3. Bread and butter
  4. Brush
  5. Clicket
  6. Face-making
  7. Blanket hornpipe
  8. Blow the grounsils
  9. Convivial society
  10. Take a flyer
  11. Green gown
  12. Lobster kettle
  13. Melting moments
  14. Pully hawly
  15. St. George
  16. A stitch
  17. Tiff

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